(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Raheem Hassan, a panelist at a talk at the Lahore Literary Festival discreetly looked up the meaning of the word ‘hermeneutics’ while nodding his head towards the moderator’s question which had contained said word. “Where do the hermeneutics come in,” said Dr Shumaila Faizy. “Or do they come in at all, quite frankly?” Thankful for a second half of the question, Hassan, an author and columnist, picked up his telephone and quickly typed the word on his browser in a motion that he tried to pass off as fidgeting with his mobile while thinking about the question. “Well, it’s all about finding a balance,” said fellow panelist Shazia Bhatti, who had employed a safe response since she her phone had run out of charge. “I don’t think we can even come close to understanding the issue at hand if we don’t look at the whole picture. That is how I would answer your question. In fact, that is how I have answered you...